(C) jtmcpub,Satireday, March 5,2011,11:36am

"Key to the King James, Lesson 2"

Looking at the world, I feel ambivalent...

As a poet, I hate pants on girls, especially on little girls.(I can't believe it! Now they want 3 year old babies to attend PreK, Doesn't K-12 put enough gabage ontop of kids being kids, Now 3 year olds! GaaaaaaGH! More in the next lesson.)

Look at it this way, females, especially young ladies are shaped with curves. Dresses and skirts emphasize their lady-like

qualities. When girls, and all females, run around in pants, they sit, walk, and act more like guys. I know, I know, we're supposed to be unisex, but as a poet I say, "Phooey!"

And, as the French would, intone it, (I'm not French, I'm Norman, as Tony Perkins said to Janet Leigh...)

The French ?"Viva La difference!"

Why do I still cling to these out dated concepts of male and female? Because I maintain only by combining a male and a female can you have children, no matter how much two guys or two girls might think of themselves as a couple, only opposite sexes

can make a baby The Lord's command,. "Be fruitful; and multiply, and replenish the earth" (Gen. 1:26-28).

He can have his body remade she, likewise, but only when a he and a she get together, can they reproduce... e.o.s.

Where was I? Oh yes, I shot an aardvark in my

bathrobe, how he got into my bathrobe, I haven't the foggiest...

My hero, Evangelist-Illusionist-Detective, Thomas Alan Leaf, aka. "The Preacher", (nearly 400 novel-plots; thinking about doing a graphic Novel, called "Judgement Tales"), told his Watson, former Police Sgt. Frank Grotz, "Call me AMBICK...,"( Absent-Minded, Born Intelligent, Complete Klutz).

What causes me to be absentminded? I often tell people, that I

had a real rough time getting out of the womb, because I got lost, a couple of times.

Anyway, what happens is that I spent so much time in my unconscious mind, that I become, you guessed it, unconscious! I tell people that, "God knew I was absent-minded, so He made me intuitive."

That's my explanation, and I'm stuck with it...

So, if you will turn to Psalm 23:3, let us pray:

Here i am, Lord, use me

The world, it did abuse me

The world , it did refuse me

And, drove me from its coasts

Here i am, Lord, take me

Refresh me, and awake me

Remold me and remake me

Refill me with Thy Holy Ghost.

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Heavenly Father, Lord, Please Bless America again,

And bring Peace upon Israel, and Peace on earth,

In Jesus' precious Name,

Amen, Amen, and Amen!

Now, to recap the former lesson Psalm 23:1&2

The key to the King James is Psalm 119:11, which is 1=A, 19=S, 11=K, ASK, so as you read Psalm 23:1, we read, "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not (be in) want."

Well, is the Lord your shepherd? Are you in want of any good

thing? Like V2-"green pastures" and "still waters", meat and drink, "daily

bread" (Mat 6:11) for a sheep. Are you one of the Lord's sheep?(John 10:27-30) Well, if you're not sure, if you don't know, turn to Psalm 22, and stand by the cross, where "they pierced my hands and feet,"(v 16), and " part my garments..." "and cast lots upon my vesture" ( John 20:23 & 24).

As I said, IF the Lord IS your shepherd, then everything else that Psalm 23 says, is also true, to wit, V3-"He restoreth my soul:"

Now, this isn't a sheep, animals have group souls, David is speaking of himself, " He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His Name's sake." You can't lead a sheep anywhere, they get lost, obviously David is speaking of himself, "a man after God's own heart." Look at V4-"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil:" Why? "for Thou art with me; ("I will NEVER leave thee nor forsake thee"(Heb 13:5), "Thy rod (of iron, Psalm 2:9) and Thy staff they comfort me". ( John 16:7)

Yes, many times did David walk through death's shadow valley,

when he was pursued by Saul. by Absalom, but especially when the giant Goliath stood towering over him...

Let us pray, Heavenly Father, Lord, if in any small way, I have helped a lost or confused soul to find the Lord, and to have grown in Grace,

it is not my doing, but the Word of God (John 1:1, Rev 19:13) that speaks through me, and I thank you,

In Jesus' Holy Name,

Amen, Amen, and Amen

mjp